Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Fast and Furious
Monday, July 20, 2009
The Great Buck Howard
Ratting
4/5 new channels providing more coverage of your death then ever of you life but hey any press is good press right
Charged with:
Making a relevant fun movie about not really being relevant anymore
Father and sons playing fathers and sons in moves oh how clever of the hanks family
Wishing you had stayed in law school when unlike buck you don't have a small town America following to fall back on because your a writer. Remember there no writer D list, just unemployed
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 2
As you've no doubt noticed our updates are sporadic and follow no set schedule. This is because we are real people with lives. Sometimes we only have a small window to watch a movie and write the review, so posting at earliest convenience, instead of "Every week at this time" makes much more sense for us. Keep an eye on our twitters to know when something is changing, or check back Sunday and Tuesday evenings. If we haven't posted reviews by then for a movie you were looking forward to, we either thought "I'd rather castrate myself than watch that" or we had family emergencies. Here's a note from my doctor:
Robot Chicken Star Wars Special Episode 2
Overall, this suspect is pretty good. I love Star Wars, and Robot Chicken can usually get a good laugh out of me. But, if you’re a fan of the series, and watch the show, you’ve probably already seen 90% of the sketches on the DVD. The rest you’ll be able to easily find on YouTube.
Let’s be honest, you won’t listen to the director’s commentary. The bonus features, like the making of, are okay, but you can pretty much imagine what the process is anyways, and there aren’t any real deleted scenes to check out.
Charged with: being a waste of plastic. Just put the special on TV or release online. Stop grubbing our money Seth Green! You have enough action figures; EBay could support you and your future offspring for decades.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Che - Part I
Beach Kings
Does everyone here remember Ski Patrol and Top Gun? Now what happens when you combine the plot of ski patrol and the Gay (not in a bad way) volleyball scene from Top Gun? A Gay (not in a bad way) movie about showing up those guys in the nice shiny sponsored uniforms with a “gets the girl” love story thrown in to try and make it seem less gay. (not in a bad way) Now that sounds like a bad review but it's not this movie is so bad its good, no one can act, the jokes are not funny and really beach volleyball can you pick any gayer (not in a bad way) sport to make a movie about. Another shinning point is that Erkel from TV's Family Matters is in this movie. (keep in mind not as erkel, unlike pee wee in back to the beach, now that was an awesome movie) If you're looking for a good comedy you will sadly disappointed, however if you're looking to laugh at a movie that has all the acting chops, scenes, and abs of a gay porn then this movie is for you (get your hand lotion ready boys)