Basically, Push is Jumper, but with a 13 year old instead of Summer from the O.C. so you can't drool over babe-ness for the whole movie. There are some super powered guys who use voice-over narration to explain a rediculously simple plot. There are some super powered guys never use their super powers when they would actually be useful. There are some super powered guys played by people who had a chance at a real movie career but blew it thanks to two super hero movies too many (looking at you Chris Evans).
Also, the ending is quite literally "So we killed all the henchmen but the boss is still out there, what do we do now Dakota Fanning?"
"I don't know Human Torch, we'll find out next epsiode I guess."
ROLL CREDITS!
Push is charged with a violation of the 10 minute rule. If I'm still not interested in what is happening or you annoy me enough to make me want to watch re-runs of Fraser within the first ten minutes, your movie loses the game.
If you liked Push, throw your dvd player in the garbage, your money should never be accepted anywhere movies are sold.
On the other hand, if you liked Jumper, Push is right up your alley, so save some time and throw your dvd player out now.
Now.
...Now.
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